OC Interview-Mallison

I am half-human, half-Rowdy Ruff. Of course, You may not actually be able to count my mother as a "human", per se....

7. What is your favorite song? 

I think that the most lovely song ever to be written is "Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley/Leonard Cohen. But the song I listen to the most would have to be "A Gorey Demise" by Creature Feature. It speaks to my entire life.

8. What is your favorite band? 

The band that has the most songs that I like would have to be Panic! At The Disco. But the Artist that I like the most is Simon Curtis. He can be very raunchy, and I like that.

9. What is your favorite TV station? 

Food Network. I can't cook to save my afterlife, but watching other people cook is so soothing.

10. What is your favorite pastime? 

Reading. Castle EverGrim boasts the largest library in the Underworld, and houses enough books to keep me busy for several lifetimes!

11. What do you want to be when you grow up? 

I aspire to be the Commander of my mother's army. However, I know that many of my siblings aspire to be the same thing, so it is far from being a done deal.

12. What did you want to be when you grew up when you were 4-7 years old? 

... I wanted to be... A ballerina. Yes, I know, I know. It was one of those stupid little girl dreams. Besides, my sister Minnie was always better at dancing than I was.

13. Time to get more wacko and personal… are you intimidated? 

Hardly.

14. Who do you have a crush on / who are you in a relationship with? 

I am currently in a... complicated relationship with The Great General Sephiroth.

15. Are you cheating? 

Have you *seen* him? Hello! He is every girls dream-guy! He turns straight men gay! Who in their right mind would cheat on that! Hell, even someone who isn't in their right mind wouldn't cheat on that!

16. Have you ever cheated on someone before? 

I've never had a boyfriend before, so no.

17. Do you drink often? 

I've been stealing from my mother's liqueur cabinet since I was 8. So, yes.

18. Do you smoke often?

Pack-a-day.

19. What is your addiction? We know you have at least one. 

Nicotine, obviously. 

20. What is your naughtiest / dirtiest habit?

Probably biting my nails. And stealing from mother's liqueur cabinet.

21. What's your sex life like? 

Dy. Na. Mite.

22. Have you had a recurring dream before? If so, what was it about? Explain. 

No, I never remember my dreams.

23. What was the last dream [ you can remember ] about? 

See above.

24. Tell me something that could make you smile without fail. 

Seeing Jr. get hurt. Get's me every time.

25. What is your favorite thing to drink? 

Pina-Coladas. I also enjoy getting caught in the rain.

26. What is your master goal in life? 

To graduate from being my sisters keeper to being something of more use to my mother. Like Commander of her army.

27. What is your most recent wish? 

The whole "Commander of my mother's army" thing.

28. If you could accomplish one thing for yourself or someone else, anything at all, what would it be? 

I'd probably cure Zwei of her madness. That'd help everybody. Then I'd no longer be her keeper.

29. Tell me something that you desire that you can't accomplish by yourself; something that someone else has to do for you. 

Honestly, I cannot think of anything that I desire that I cannot accomplish myself.

30. What is your worst weakness? 

Antidote-X. And Sephiroth in the shower. 

31. What is your worst fear?

Antidote X. 

32. Name off five traits of your dream boy/girl. 

1. Hot.
2. Brilliant.
3. Powerful.
4. Treats me like a princess.
5. Evil enough to suit my family.

33. What is your idea of the best day ever? 

Curling up in the castle library, reading in window sill, while Sephiroth quietly does his war strategizing.

34. Who is your best friend? 

As sad as it may be, Zwei is probably my best friend.

35. Who is your worst enemy? 

I despise Professor Hojo. Dude shot with a dart once! Who does that?!

36. Describe to me your most prized possession. 

My mother gave me this bright red bow, that I've been wearing since I was an infant. Zwei destroyed a couple years back, though.

37. If you could make peace / friends with anyone right now, who would they be? 

Probably Cloud. I spent some time helping out with the Hollow Bastion restoration committee. He and I got pretty close, but he was too good a guy for me to ever really love him. He was worse than upset when I started this thing with Sephiroth. I really do wish we could have remained friends.

38. The president announces that the world will come to an end at midnight of the next day, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Who would you want to spend the last day of humanity with, and what would you do? 

I'd just go back home and wait out the destruction in the safety of the Underworld.

39. What is the one thing you desire above all else as of today? 

What I desire as of today? Hmm... Well, you've put that 'making up with Cloud' thing in my head, so maybe I could work on that a little.

Hmm... I would use it on Jr. and Chi~! Imagine the chaos! Wouldn't be that hard to convince Mimi to to help me.

41. You lover / best friend is announced dead via suicide. How do you react? 

Sephiroth has died plenty of times before. he always comes back, I just need to be patient.

42. You were walking alone through your local park come 11:24pm at night when out of the blue you get tackled from behind. What is you next move? 

Use my super-strength to throw them off of me, then hit them with a little laser eye beam action.

43. You're having a movie-at-home date tonight. When you go to blockbuster, what are your top three movie options that you and your date would probably enjoy? 

We would probably get the goriest slasher flicks they have. This may be a little too much information, but seeing all that gore turns me on. I have issues. I blame my mother.

44. Back to reality… who are you the angriest at?  

I'm angry at everybody. All the time. Everyone pisses me off. I hate everybody. That being said, Zwei probably pisses me off the most.

45. What was the scariest moment of your life? 

When Professor Hojo managed to hit me with some sort of Mako based chemical, and my powers started to act funky. I actually fell out of the sky. Fortunately for me, Sephiroth caught me before I hit the ground. Of course, he was actually working for Hojo at the time, so I had to hit to get away. He still talks about that.

46. What was the best moment of your life? 

Truthfully? Those few seconds after Sephiroth caught me and before I hit him. Seriously, it was like a scene from a movie. Everything slowed down, and the background became pink and flowery. Don't tell him I said that.

47. What was the worst moment of your life? 

Every time Mother get's pregnant. I dread the thought of another Zwei.

48. What was the saddest moment of your life? 

The first time they carted Zwei off the asylum. She looked so sad. Probably the only time I've ever felt sorry for her.

49. How do you think you'll die / how did you die? 

Technically speaking, I am neither dead nor alive. I'm something in between.

50. What is your "theme song" – in your opinion, a friend's opinion, or your creators? 

"Don't Stop" by InnerPartySystem. In my opinion.

I tag no one! Whoot!